TFLN HIT THE MAX SO YOU'RE HERE.

[standingonmyneck]

"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."

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[standingonmyneck]

[There’s much she can say, but instead Daria decides to not make Aurora dwell in the problematic aspects of a life like that. Aurora is supposed to not hate her time, and live her life the best way or something.]

Well, it’s a good thing you’re your own person now. Because to hell with people who think of things that breathe as objects to use.

That’s still capitalism here, but I guess the perk of the modern world is that you can do things that objectively don’t suck.

Like eat a grilled cheese.

[beautyrest]

And you will, of course, tell me the proper way to make and eat one, won't you?

[standingonmyneck]

I won’t lie. It’s literally just a fried sandwich with melted cheese in it. It’s got all of the non-nutrients and worthless calories that are sustainable only for high school and college kids.

When can you come over?

[beautyrest]

Seeing as I've never had anything fried except french fries, which you also introduced me to, I am willing to try it at least once.

Now, if you're available.

[standingonmyneck]

I feel like I'm responsible for introducing a fair princess to the world's truest evils.

I'm free right now.

[beautyrest]

Maleficent might take umbrage with you trying to claim her title.

Splendid! ♥ I'll be by in 20.