TFLN HIT THE MAX SO YOU'RE HERE.

[standingonmyneck]

"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."

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[standingonmyneck]

The only way I would tell you is if his girlfriend decided to spill it like a faucet of gossip she is. But all she’s doing is reviling how her quarterback boyfriend is gross.

So I mean, there’s that.

[nodyinteam]

Oh yeah? Well thanks, Daria! That's good enough for me! I think that's enough to give me an idea of the situation, and of what to expect if I ever drank some river water myself.

Anyway, I'm sure he'll be fine! Once it's all flushed out of his system.

[standingonmyneck]

For all parties involved, I hope we can all take this as a moral lesson: don’t actually drink the river water.

[nodyinteam]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. It doesn't sound like it'll be a pleasant type of experience at all. And I've already spent enough of my life in hospitals that I shouldn't add something like this on, too.

We all learned an important moral from him! I'll make sure to let him know that when he's back on the field.

[standingonmyneck]

You might have to remind him that each time he’s on the field. Else I’d worry about his parents’ medical bills.

[nodyinteam]

Good point! He is a a player who needs to be reminded about things. Repeatedly, and constantly, especially pertaining to basic safety!

[standingonmyneck]

The fact you say that so happily is either amazing or terrifying. I don't envy that patience.

[nodyinteam]

LMAO! What can I say? As the Ultimate Team Manager, I'm used to dealing with all sorts of players! Sometimes, it almost feels too easy. That's why I appreciate kids like Kevin. They're real pains in the asses, but that makes it a worthy challenge to get them to listen!

[standingonmyneck]

The fact that I almost believe you when you say that makes it scary. That actually works with him?

[nodyinteam]

It can take some effort. But at the end of the day, there's no player who I can't get the best out of. So yeah, my methods work even with him!

[standingonmyneck]

I’m sure that makes the school happy. He’s Lawndale’s greatest shining star, as long as he doesn’t touch a book.

[nodyinteam]

LMAO! Trust me, I wish I could get his head on straight when it comes to schoolwork. But that's where I reach the limits of my powers. The best I can do is punish him based on his grades!

[standingonmyneck]

[...Huh. All of that felt so different than what she knew about school politics. A powerful aura was present here. Does he think that's where his powers ended? Ultimate Coach or whatever but...what? This kept her invested.]

Wait. Ms. Li lets you do that? She's been known to threaten teachers by letting them skip on tests.

[nodyinteam]

You've just mentioned the name of my greatest enemy! Working around her is no easy task.

[standingonmyneck]

[Holy shit...where was her popcorn now. This shit just got hella more interesting.]

Working around? What do you mean? Do you actually work around her system to work in your own favor?

[nodyinteam]

I wouldn't call it my own favor. It's for the good of the student body!! I only want to work with athletes who can keep up with their schoolwork, fair and square. And like you said, she likes to twist all of the grades unfairly in their favor! And so, we wage a neverending battle. A silent war!

[standingonmyneck]

[The planets aligned. The stars shown bright. The world seemed to stop spinning. For this one moment, Nidai would receive a golden ticket.

Five minutes later.]


You’re too good for Lawndale. Hell, too good for high school. Don’t let Ms. Li win and tell you where your standards are.

[nodyinteam]

Thank you, Daria. With your support, I feel like I CAN TAKE ON THE WORRRLLDDDD!!!

: D