TFLN HIT THE MAX SO YOU'RE HERE.

[standingonmyneck]

"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."

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Aurora

[standingonmyneck]

You are very welcoming to me poisoning you with cheap food. It's still shocking.

[beautyrest]

It can hardly be any deadlier than a spindle and I survived that well enough. My 100 year sleep allowed me to wake up in your time period.

[standingonmyneck]

Real funny how you woke up now. But I guess you have advanced healthcare and internet.

You never complained about culture shock.

[beautyrest]

I suppose it could be said the strength of magic is not based on the strength of who uses it, but on those who believe in magic. Your era has relegated my story and real magic as things of fables and fairytales. It was never me Maleficent wanted revenge on. I was a means to an end for her and little else.

Living in a forest your entire life until you're sixteen tends to make any culture a culture shock.

[standingonmyneck]

[There’s much she can say, but instead Daria decides to not make Aurora dwell in the problematic aspects of a life like that. Aurora is supposed to not hate her time, and live her life the best way or something.]

Well, it’s a good thing you’re your own person now. Because to hell with people who think of things that breathe as objects to use.

That’s still capitalism here, but I guess the perk of the modern world is that you can do things that objectively don’t suck.

Like eat a grilled cheese.

[beautyrest]

And you will, of course, tell me the proper way to make and eat one, won't you?

[standingonmyneck]

I won’t lie. It’s literally just a fried sandwich with melted cheese in it. It’s got all of the non-nutrients and worthless calories that are sustainable only for high school and college kids.

When can you come over?

[beautyrest]

Seeing as I've never had anything fried except french fries, which you also introduced me to, I am willing to try it at least once.

Now, if you're available.

[standingonmyneck]

I feel like I'm responsible for introducing a fair princess to the world's truest evils.

I'm free right now.

[beautyrest]

Maleficent might take umbrage with you trying to claim her title.

Splendid! ♥ I'll be by in 20.