TFLN HIT THE MAX SO YOU'RE HERE.

[standingonmyneck]

"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."

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[needlenosed]

I have evidence. I moved one pizza box not two hours ago.

[ What a neat freak! ]

[standingonmyneck]

My mistake. I also noticed your dirty socks moved an inch since the last time. I forgot to tell you.

[She’s just being an ass because it’s funny.]

[needlenosed]

[ Oh ha ha ha. ]

Just moving it that far tuckered me out. That was all the energy I could use on cleaning that day.

[standingonmyneck]

Now you’re just competing laziness with me.

[needlenosed]

Don't know why it has to be a competition. By our powers combined, we could make one functional teenager.

[ Couple of seconds later-- ]

*one-third of a

[standingonmyneck]

[Thank god they were texting, because she actually was laughing on her end. Jughead, why were you like this. Why. She’s being slain.]

A fifth.