[The worst part is that, being the "straight man," when she says it out loud, it really DOES sound absurd.]

Sort of. Except we've also got our own lives. So we're sort of a creation and sort of our own thing - look, I did say it wasn't going to make a bunch of sense!

[He puts his head in his hands.]

It's just... somehow I'm supposed to be the adult! But I also just want to be free to be whatever I want, and I...

[He sinks lower, his head now resting on his arms.]

I just... want to be a good person, but I don't know if I can actually do it.