Daria Morgendorffer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
standingonmyneck) wrote2030-05-05 01:50 am
standingonmyneck) wrote2030-05-05 01:50 am
TFLN HIT THE MAX SO YOU'RE HERE.
"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."
"Because it's a lazier, therefore better, way around captcha. I trust Jimmy's name is Jimmy."
I'm going to assume you forgot about HIPPA and the fact that I wouldn't ever ask that about anyone.
You are very welcoming to me poisoning you with cheap food. It's still shocking.
It can hardly be any deadlier than a spindle and I survived that well enough. My 100 year sleep allowed me to wake up in your time period.
Edited 2020-01-05 06:29 (UTC)
Yeah, yeah, I get and respect the whole patient privacy thing. I just wanted to know it if it was public knowledge! How else would you expect me to follow up a message like that?
The only way I would tell you is if his girlfriend decided to spill it like a faucet of gossip she is. But all she’s doing is reviling how her quarterback boyfriend is gross.
So I mean, there’s that.
So I mean, there’s that.
Real funny how you woke up now. But I guess you have advanced healthcare and internet.
You never complained about culture shock.
You never complained about culture shock.
I suppose it could be said the strength of magic is not based on the strength of who uses it, but on those who believe in magic. Your era has relegated my story and real magic as things of fables and fairytales. It was never me Maleficent wanted revenge on. I was a means to an end for her and little else.
Living in a forest your entire life until you're sixteen tends to make any culture a culture shock.
Living in a forest your entire life until you're sixteen tends to make any culture a culture shock.
[There’s much she can say, but instead Daria decides to not make Aurora dwell in the problematic aspects of a life like that. Aurora is supposed to not hate her time, and live her life the best way or something.]
Well, it’s a good thing you’re your own person now. Because to hell with people who think of things that breathe as objects to use.
That’s still capitalism here, but I guess the perk of the modern world is that you can do things that objectively don’t suck.
Like eat a grilled cheese.
Well, it’s a good thing you’re your own person now. Because to hell with people who think of things that breathe as objects to use.
That’s still capitalism here, but I guess the perk of the modern world is that you can do things that objectively don’t suck.
Like eat a grilled cheese.
Oh yeah? Well thanks, Daria! That's good enough for me! I think that's enough to give me an idea of the situation, and of what to expect if I ever drank some river water myself.
Anyway, I'm sure he'll be fine! Once it's all flushed out of his system.
Anyway, I'm sure he'll be fine! Once it's all flushed out of his system.
For all parties involved, I hope we can all take this as a moral lesson: don’t actually drink the river water.
And you will, of course, tell me the proper way to make and eat one, won't you?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. It doesn't sound like it'll be a pleasant type of experience at all. And I've already spent enough of my life in hospitals that I shouldn't add something like this on, too.
We all learned an important moral from him! I'll make sure to let him know that when he's back on the field.
We all learned an important moral from him! I'll make sure to let him know that when he's back on the field.
You might have to remind him that each time he’s on the field. Else I’d worry about his parents’ medical bills.
I won’t lie. It’s literally just a fried sandwich with melted cheese in it. It’s got all of the non-nutrients and worthless calories that are sustainable only for high school and college kids.
When can you come over?
When can you come over?
Good point! He is a a player who needs to be reminded about things. Repeatedly, and constantly, especially pertaining to basic safety!
The fact you say that so happily is either amazing or terrifying. I don't envy that patience.
LMAO! What can I say? As the Ultimate Team Manager, I'm used to dealing with all sorts of players! Sometimes, it almost feels too easy. That's why I appreciate kids like Kevin. They're real pains in the asses, but that makes it a worthy challenge to get them to listen!
The fact that I almost believe you when you say that makes it scary. That actually works with him?
It can take some effort. But at the end of the day, there's no player who I can't get the best out of. So yeah, my methods work even with him!
I’m sure that makes the school happy. He’s Lawndale’s greatest shining star, as long as he doesn’t touch a book.
LMAO! Trust me, I wish I could get his head on straight when it comes to schoolwork. But that's where I reach the limits of my powers. The best I can do is punish him based on his grades!
[...Huh. All of that felt so different than what she knew about school politics. A powerful aura was present here. Does he think that's where his powers ended? Ultimate Coach or whatever but...what? This kept her invested.]
Wait. Ms. Li lets you do that? She's been known to threaten teachers by letting them skip on tests.
Wait. Ms. Li lets you do that? She's been known to threaten teachers by letting them skip on tests.
You've just mentioned the name of my greatest enemy! Working around her is no easy task.
[Holy shit...where was her popcorn now. This shit just got hella more interesting.]
Working around? What do you mean? Do you actually work around her system to work in your own favor?
Working around? What do you mean? Do you actually work around her system to work in your own favor?
I wouldn't call it my own favor. It's for the good of the student body!! I only want to work with athletes who can keep up with their schoolwork, fair and square. And like you said, she likes to twist all of the grades unfairly in their favor! And so, we wage a neverending battle. A silent war!
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